THUR 17th JUNE : RED LIONS

Text Messages received and sent during England v. Switzerland Match At Red Lion, Bleeker Street, NYC.

Guy To Maria: OK. I'LL COME ALONG TOMORROW.
The Lady To Guy: COME ON ENGLAND!
Davo To Guy: THE SWISS ARE PLAYING WITH TYPICAL PRECISION.
Guy To Davo: SOMEONE INIVTED A COUPLE OF MOUTHY YANKS. COUPLE MORE SHOTS AND I'M HAVING A WORD.
Davo To Guy: OFFSIDE RULE AND VETNAM... THEN STAND BACK AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
Guy To Davo: COULD EVEN BE CANADIANS. IS THAT WORSE?
Davo To Guy: WE CAN'T STRING A PASS TOGETHER. SAT NEXT TO SOME BRUMMIES. GOOD VALUE
Guy To Davo: SAT NEXT TO 2 DYKES FROM NEWCASTLE...
Guy To Lady: 1.0 ENGLAND HALF TIME
Guy to Davo: SWISS DOWN TO 10 MEN. NOW WE'RE IN TROUBLE
Davo To Guy: THE SWISS ARE CLEARLY CLOCK WATCHING THEIR TIMING IS OUT.
The Lady To Guy: IS YOUR BOSS WITH YOU?
Guy To The Lady: ON MY TOD
Guy To Just About Everybody: 3 BLOODY NIL!!!