Free Johnnie Walker Whisky

This whisky maker keeps spamming me with the same offer. Someone out there will love it... If it was beer, I'd be there everytime they spammed me. Maybe you'd like to go instead?

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You and a friend are invited to attend the Journey of Taste - an informative, private Johnnie Walker Black Label event led by someone guaranteed to get you excited about Scotch whisky. Come learn about single malts, blends, and maybe even absorb a dram of Scottish culture.
These private events will fill up quickly, so to learn more, and to register, please click the "learn more" button or click here.