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Subservient Chicken (and the full list of commands!)

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See Continued Post to read the 300+ supposed commands the daft Burger King duck can do >>>


According to BoingBoing the subservient chicken can do the following commands

stand, wait ,stay,default,inactive


bow,congratulations,thanks,nice job,awesome,congrats,honored,konichiwa,chicken,bueno, cool ,this is cool,this is so cool, wow ,amazing,i like you, nice , youre nice , your cool , yer cool,coolio,coolbo
bow,congratulations,thanks,nice job,awesome,congrats,honored,konichiwa,chicken,coolbo,coolio,bueno, cool ,this is cool,amazing, wow ,this is so cool,good job
scratch,head,noggin,forehead,hair,think,mop brow,sweat,inactive,turing,why not,what do you think,think so,yeah,maybe,dunno,i don't know,if you say so,could be,i guess so,what do you think,why is that
scratch,crotch,balls,nutsack,destroy tokyo,stomp,godzilla,jonny rotten,punk rock,fsu,fuck shit up
scratch,knee,leg ,wipe feet
scratch,knee,leg ,pull penis,yank,crank yankers,between your legs,look between your legs,marilyn manson
hokie,hokey,pokie,pokey, spin ,dance
scratch,ass,butt,bootie,bootey,booty,badonkadonk,tush,kaboose,trunk,buttock,buttocks,arse,tushy,toosh,tooshy,tail ,behind,lay an egg , egg ,squat,arse
scratch,stomach,belly,stomack,stomuck,tummy,abs ,waist,midsection,flex,crush
shake,wiggle,ass ,butt,bootie,bootey,booty,badonkadonk,tush,kaboose,trunk,buttock,buttocks,arse,tushy,toosh,tooshy,tail,right,shake,arse,junk in the trunk
shake,wiggle,ass ,butt,bootie,bootey,booty,badonkadonk,tush,kaboose,trunk,buttock,buttocks,arse,tushy,toosh,tooshy,tail,left,behind,hump,arse,fanny
funky chicken,chicken dance,boogie,jive
funky chicken,chicken dance
funky chicken,chicken dance,strut,march,travolta,saturday night fever
hit ,slap,smack,punch,bang, head ,noggin,forehead,brain,salute,klink,colonel,leiutenant,admiral,captain,aye aye


hit ,slap,smack,punch,bang,head,noggin,forehead,brain,hunt,peck couch,couch
wave,do the wave,cheer,sorcery,spell,magic
hop right,right leg, leg ,foot,right foot
hop left,left leg, leg ,foot,left foot
yoga, zen , chill , peace , calm down , peace out ,downward dog,upward dog,sun salutation,stretch,exercise,lick floor,tae bo,aerobics,taebo
dog, pee ,crawl,hydrant,woof,ruff,fido,snoopy,santas little helper
jumping jack,jumping jacks,exercise,warm up,warm-up, fly ,calisthenics,jump up and down
tango,dance, cha cha cha,opera,theater,sound of music,foxtrot,fandango,rhumba
ballet,plie,pleya,arabesque,arabasque,first position,changement
raise , roof ,raise roof,dance,victory,celebrate,booya
blow kiss,kisses,blow a kiss,kiss me,raise the roof
rub ,chest,breast,breasts,boobs,jugs,tatas,hooters, jugs , nips ,burning man,mardis gras,girls gone wild,playboy,penthouse,barely legal,leg show
spread,part legs,hero,spread em,spreadeagle,spades,hearts
fly ,bridge,leap,geronimo,lets launch over it,launch,liftoff
lift,raise,wiggle,show,left , arm ,wing,point right
lift,raise,wiggle,show,right, arm ,wing,spread wing
jump,lift both legs, hop
die ,knife,heart,romeo, ouch ,romeo and juliet,romeo juliet,choke,shakespeare,shakespere,shakespear
lay egg,dump, poop ,defacate,defecate,deficate,squat, poo ,doody,shit,egg,livonia
sing,american idol,croon,talk,speech,opera
walk like an egyptian,walk like an egyption,dance,egyptian,bangles,hoffs,egypt
flex,show ,muscles,wwf,bodybuilder,bodybuild,squeeze,ahnuld,arnold, schwarzenegger
surf,catch a wave,race,speed,woosh
sit ,couch,loveseat,sofa,rest,relax,converse,seat, have a seat ,chill,chill out
sit ,knees,kneel
sit ,indian,lotus,meditate
march,stomp,soldier,army,marine,navy,marines,parade,goosestep,klink,air force,military,captail,admiral,colonel,lieutenant,leftenant
nod , yes ,uhhuh, huh ,salute, agree ,alan turing, ok , okay ,aye aye,yes sir,yessir,colonel,lieutenant,captain,admiral
shake head, disagree,organic,factory farming, sad , bad , no , no , weapons of mass destruction, wmd ,alan turing,mcdonalds,wendys,please
shrug,turing,shoulders, do you , what do , think ,please, know , can you , can i , why , how come , what's , what ,dunno
look,shoulder,behind,turn,paranoid,behind
look,shoulder,behind,turn,paranoid,behind
get down,knee,kneel,neal,marry,propose
pick nose, eat ,booger, dig ,gold,clean,nostril,cover face,don't look,dont look
shake,wiggle,ass,butt,bootie,bootey,booty,badonkadonk,tush,kaboose,trunk,buttock,buttocks,arse,tushy,toosh,tooshy,tail,shake tailfeather,shake tail feather,behind,fart,gas
scratch,touch,knee, bow ,congratulations,thanks,nice job,awesome,congrats,honored
touch,toes, toe ,floor,stretch,bend
kick,kickline,rockette, can-can,moulin rouge,dance
touch, pat , rub ,shoulders,shoulder
fart , arm ,sound,noise,armpit
moon ,show, ass ,butt,bootie,bootey,booty,badonkadonk,tush,kaboose,trunk,buttock,buttocks,arse,tushy,toosh,tooshy, tail ,shake tailfeather,shake tail feather,behind,anus,rectum,arse,fanny
moonwalk,moon walk,dance,breakdance,break dance,michael jackson,backwards
yoga,triangle,stretch,reaach
dribble,basketball,b-ball,hoops,breakdance,disco
shake,wiggle,right,thigh,hop on one leg,one leg
shake,wiggle,left,thigh,hop on one leg,one leg
eat ,french fries,french fry,frenchfries,frenchfry,snack,munch
bite ,chew,nails,finger,fingers,stick,mouth, fear ,scared,worried,worry,horror, boo , fret ,
peck,bite,hunt, walk
peck,bite yourself,wing,wings, arm , arms ,body,chest,breast,breasts, lick ,smell,armpit,body odor,gams, tatas ,your rack,nice rack
show leg ,show legs,thigh,thighs
ymca,y m c a,dance,village people
slap leg,slap legs,thigh,thighs,kneeslapper
rub ,scratch,beak,beek,nose,shock,surprise,surprise, awe ,disbelief
stand ,over there, corner, wall ,walk away, pee ,urinate,penalty box, piss
scratch, rub ,floor,clean,carpet,ground,wings,wing,arm,knees
scratch, rub ,floor,clean,carpet,ground,wings,foot,feet,wipe,strut
look,looking,find,search,locate
hide,behind,couch,sofa,loveseat,scared,afraid,under,look,looking,find,search,locate,danger will robinson,darth vader,darth,vampire,devil, evil ,
preen,prene,prean,feather,feathers,lick,groom,show off ,display,chicken
cover , ear , ears ,dont listen,dont look,scream,dont look,embarass,cover your eyes
flex, show ,muscles,wwf,wwe,bodybuilder,bodybuild,fight,scare ,threaten
stand, wait ,stay,default
cover, eye ,sweat,wipe brow ,mop brow ,its getting hot in here,hot in herre
cover,eye,right,sweat,wipe brow ,mop brow
guitar,metal,rock and roll,rock,rock-out,air guitar, party ,party on
smoke,smoking,cigarette,puff,take a drag,take a puff
drum,drums,rock,headbang,head bang, rock and roll,gorge,binge,stuff face,ramone
play , horn ,trumpet,marching band,choke
play, horn ,trombone,vomit, throw up ,purge,puke,spew,hurl, sick ,youre sick,your sick,thats sick
squat,get down,crouch,hunker down
crying, cry , sad ,upset,miserable,laugh, lol ,hilarious
laugh, lol ,happy,funny,joke,hysterical,cheerful,cheery,smile,vomit,puke,hurl, spew
suck , toe , toe ,mouth,beak, foot , feet ,pick feet ,bite toe
cover ,mouth,beak,sway,lean,bored,boring
pump,iron,exercise,lift,weightlift,weight lift,wieghts,bicep,biceps,strong,flex,scoop,invigorating, ahnuld,arnold, schwarzenegger,situp,situps


lose, eye ,fall apart,blind,poke,stumble,gouge eye ,stab eye , ouch
vomit,throw up,upchuck, hurl ,purge, diet , gag ,heave, spew ,puke
swing, bat ,baseball,homerun,home run,sport,sports, hit ,ball,batter, red sox ,sports
shoot,basketball,score,basket,swish,michael jordan ,3-point
punch,smack,slap,hit yourself, face ,black eye,bad chicken,boxing,punish,uppercut,discipline,smack yourself,whack
robot,breakdance,break dance,dance,pop lock, pop , lock , strut ,model,runway model,groove,right said fred,im too sexy
centerfold, pose ,playboy,penthouse,oui magazine,barely legal,leg show,celebrity skin,high society, porn ,seduce, pose ,foreplay,sexy,naughty
blum,sexy, walk ,sultry,model,gyrate,shake,seduce,playboy, porn ,elivs
model,runway, walk , strut ,silly walk
hulahoop,hula hoop,hoop,gyrate,shake,dance
run around, circle ,circles,drunk,dizzy,chase yourself,stumble,racecar,run around in circles,act drunk,oi, punk ,punk rock,slamdance,fsu,helicopter,syd, slam , mosh
come here,come close,come,close,camera,show,face,look,camera, eye , i want my chicken, my chicken, freak , here kitty,look closely
show body,costume,suit,wing,arm,skin,time
show leg,foot,feet,ankle,hop ,bounce
dance,Saturday night fever,travolta,disco,70s, studio 54 , villiage people ,xanadu,olivia newton john
riverdance,river dance,flatley,flatly,lord of the dance, irish,russian dance,dance
point,where,right
wingspan,lift,show,wings, fish , big fish ,wide,fat,exaggerate,how big
elbow,wing, arm ,knee,muscle,flex
elbow,wing, arm ,knee,muscle,flex
point,camera,uncle sam
wave, hi ,hello, yo ,whats up,what up, hey , hey there , yo ,start, mornin , morning ,good morning,good bye, bye , ta
hop , both ,bunny,bunnyhop,bounce,boing
strike a pose,madonna, pose ,vogue,dance,youre so hot,your so hot, hott , hot
rub ,head, pat ,stomach,belly,stomack,stomuck,tummy, abs , waist ,midsection,happy,coordinate
rollerblade,roller blade,iceskate,ice skate,bullfight,scrape feet,warm up ,hockey,jagr,bruins
run ,running man, dance,sprint, jog ,escape,runningman,do the running man,do the runningman
peace,hippy,hippie, piss off , two fingers, two
light,fart, gas ,hemmroid,burn ass ,burn, hot ,too much curry,light a fire under
watch tv,turn on,television,movie,give up,sopranos,vcr,put in a tape,tape
sign,language,signlanguage,i love you,hang loose,love,rock,barbarian,benjamin,metal,satan,hell, rock ,heavy metal,headbang,awesome,fist,rawk, awesome ,too cool,keep the faith,shit yeah
peck,bite,ground,floor,carpet,rug, not worthy
wings,together,flap, fly ,rodan
wings,air,raise arms, lift ,armpits, pits , loser ,your lying, liar ,i dont believe you
stick out,thrust,chest,breast,strut,crow,doodle
strut,proud,peacock, walk , walk around
fluff,feathers,legs,tights,thighs, big butts ,mixalot,i like big
shake,polaroid,picture, shake it ,dance,booty,tequila,outkast
shake,polaroid,picture, shake it ,dance,bounce, tip toes ,outkast
lay down,sleep,fetal, baby ,rest, kick nuts ,groin,pain, nap ,take a nap,brb
breakdance,worm,dolphin,dance floor,dancefloor,centipede,millipede,break dance,breakdance,boogaloo,breakin
start
matador,bull fight,bullfight,spanish,blanket,bullfight,toro, ole
give bird,give the bird, bird ,middle finger,flipping,fuck you,fuck off, flip ,flip me off,flip them off
give bird,give the bird,throw the bird,middle finger,flipping,fuck you,fuck off,hands,arms,wings crossed,flip the bird,the finger
italian,flipping,fuck you,fuck off,hands,arms,wings,under,chin,flip, your mother ,spit,fucker,yo momma,yo mama,yomomma,yomama,your mother,your mom,yourmom,yermom,yermother,you and the
cabbage patch,savia,cabage,cabbage,cabbagepatch,dance
start


love,make love,camera,kiss,slut,seduce,french kiss,jussi
soldier,creep,rambo,hunt,sneak,crawl,landmine, war
roger rabbit,roger rabbit,rogerrabbit,dance,boogie, achy-breaky
bend,over,bendover,forward,forwards,honored,konichiwa,bow
bend,over,bendover,forward,again, few ,times,forwards,drink,drinking bird
touch,toes, toe ,floor,stretch, bend ,reach,touch your toes,bend over
look ,camera,close, eye , come here , say cheese
lay down,lay back,backwards,rest,laid, lie , lie down
play dead, die ,fall
pole vault,polevault,track and field,track field,olympics, scream , fear ,scared, run ,run away
running man,runningman,dance,hip hop, hiphop, jig
split ,splits,splitz,spread, legs , pain ,do the splits,do a split
do the splits,do a split, split ,splits,splitz,spread,legs,pain, fall ,embarass,do something stupid,slipt endz,split enz
bend over,bendover,backward,backwards,stretch, pain ,backbend,bring the pain,bring tha pain,do something painful,something painful
waddle,duck,quwack,quack,hemroid,sore, achy , ache
piroutte,pirowette,pirowette,pirowet, spin ,ballet,liisa
pinch, grab ,nipples,nipple,breast,laugh, lol ,boob
scratch ass,scratch your ass,scratch that ass,scratch that itch, butt ,bootie,bootey,booty,badonkadonk,tush,kaboose,trunk,buttock,buttocks,arse,tushy,toosh,tooshy, tail ,behind,spread,cheeks,arse,fanny
roll , side ,fire, stop , drop ,stop drop roll,stop drop and roll
roll,side,back, ass , butt ,bootie,bootey,booty,badonkadonk,tush,kaboose,trunk,buttock,buttocks,arse,tushy,toosh,tooshy, tail ,behind,fire, stop drop roll, stop drop and roll,roll over
meditate,yoga,pilates,diomedes,artemis,lotus,indian, sit ,chant, zen ,spiritualized,think,tranquil
macerena,macarana,macerayna,macarayna,dance,mexican,spanish,latin, touch yourself,divynls, rap , yo yo ,macarena
skip,skipping, trot ,trotting,gallop,gallep,gallup, joy ,glee,spring,happy
walk a dog,walk the dog,shuffle,baby steps, walk your dog
soccer,soccerball,ball,hacky sack,kickball,step in gum ,hackeysack,hackey
electric slide,electricslide,dance,soul train,soultrain,disco,sisters
cheer,spirit,pom,pompom,cheerleader,dance,happy
klein,spank,smack,slap, hit ass,butt,bootie,bootey,booty,badonkadonk,tush,kaboose,trunk,buttock,buttocks,arse,tushy,toosh,tooshy, tail ,behind,arse,fanny
touch yourself,naughty spot ,naughtyspot,private,privates,sore, nuts ,testicles, balls,groin,crotch
turn,circle,twirl,around, spin ,dizzy,rotate
move to, side ,side to side,rock,back and forth,sway,swaying,scuttle,crab,shuffle,hustle
swordfight,sword fight,fence,lance,saber,foil,skewer,zorro,swashbuckle,errol flynn,pirates, caribbean,depp
sword,fight,fence,lance,saber,muskateer,foil,zorro,swashbuckle, errol flynn ,pirates, caribbean,depp
box ,boxing,rocky,tyson,fight,punch,brawl,step up,dukes, ali
stand, wait ,stay,default
back,flip,backflip,trick, show off ,leap, okay , ok
whistle,wistle, hoot
hand stand,handstand,head, walk ,hands, show off, mule kick ,stand on head,stand on your head,do a headstand
hand stand,handstand,show off, mule kick
show ,mouth, eat ,inside,throat,bite, bite me , eat me ,swallow,tongue,teeth
tap,dance,stomp, jig ,
stand, wait ,stay,default
forward,flip,roll,somersault,booya,bump, blow me ,show
football,touchdown,hike,throw,patriots, high five , hi five
show breast,breasts, tits ,titties,slut,whore,tramp ,seduce,hooker,prostitute,tatas, jugs,nice rack,your rack,tatas,show yer tits,show yer breasts,show your breasts,show yer tis
blow, nose ,sneeze,beak,nosebleed, bloody nose
stop , drop , roll ,fire,stop drop roll, stop drop and roll
pledge allegiance,allegience,national anthem, patriot
salute,thanks, military, army , navy , marines ,soldier
hang loose,radical, surf ,excellent, bill and ted ,tubular,bogus,gnarly
eat , wing , you ,smoke, bite fingernals,think,smoke up, toke ,toke up,your wing
monkey, ape ,gorilla,chimp,chimpanzee,wreck,destroy, erica
show ass, butt ,bootie,bootey,booty,badonkadonk,tush,kaboose,trunk,buttock,buttocks,arse,tushy,toosh,tooshy, tail ,behind, moon , anal ,rectum,fanny
elephent,elephant,ollyfant,elefant
bull ,bullfight, toro ,bull fight
bowl,strike,candlepin, ten pin ,lebowski,kingpin,bowling,pro bowling
golf,swing,putt,tee,caddy shack, tiger woods
no shit, ass ,fuck,cock,pussy,motherfucker,cunt, piss ,arse,suck,dyke,bitch,clit, cum ,dick,dildo,feces,felch,foreskin,whore,jizz,jism,masturbate,jerk, anal ,bastard,blowjob,butt,suck,choad,erection,fellatio,incest,semen, tit ,break
show thigh,thighs,show leg,meat
eye , look , come closer, come here , a look , look at me
teeth,beak,beek, show me, come close, head ,bite, eat ,drool,hungry
head, back ,think,ponder,question,guess, guess ,i dunno, dunno,hmm,hm,hmm,hmmm,hmmmm,hmmmmm,hmmmmmm,head back
shrug,shoulders, do you , what do , think , know , can you , can i , why , how come , what's , what , who do,think,ponder,opinion,hmm,hm,hmm,hmmm,hmmmm,hmmmmm,hmmmmmm
come closer, come here, show me,hrug,shoulders, do you , what do , think , know , can you , can i , why , how come , what's , what , who do,think,ponder,opinion,how you doing,how ya doing,how ya doin,how you doin


shit, ass ,fuck,cock,pussy,motherfucker,cunt, piss ,arse,suck,dyke,bitch,clit, cum ,dick,dildo,feces,felch,foreskin,whore,jizz,jism,masturbate,jerk,anal,bastard,blowjob,butt,suck,choad,erection,fellatio,incest,semen, tit
bored, frustrate , math,angry, mad
clap,lights,light,blackout,darkness, dark ,turn off lights,turn off the lights
twist,shake, twist and shout
start
sit down,sitdown,sit,armchair,arm chair,watch tv,rest, take five ,take a break
start
leave,go away,room, get out , depart ,scram,like a tree, be free,begone,buhbye,adios,vamoose,go away,piss off,vamoose,beat it,get lost, get out, go on
fly,hump couch, hump , tip over,launch over it,do the couch,dry hump
start
start
start
start
wave, hi ,hello, yo ,whats up,what up, hey , hey there , yo ,start, mornin , morning ,good morning,good bye, bye , ta
fish,fishing, tug of war , tug o war
book,books,bookcase, read
drink,water,pitcher,liquor,drunk,charles shaw,two buck chuck,whiskey, rubenstein,lizstless,rick and mike,booze,gin,vodka, rye ,jack and coke,tonic, tipple
jerk,asshole,motherfucker,stick it,beat ,kick, fry , slice,grill,chop,hurt,punch
turn light off,darkness,turn lights off,turn off the lights,turn off the light
start
stand,climb,get,couch,loveseat,sofa,furniture
bounce, walk ,couch,loveseat,sofa,furniture
throw,pickup,pick up,pillows,pillow,cushion,cushions,rage, mad ,destroy,wreck,tantrum,temper,angry
choke,strangle,suffocate,crack knuckels
dust,fingerprint
clean,tidy,tidey,straighten,apartment,room,organize,scent, rub butt
walk ,camera,look, me ,look at me,looky here
idea,thought,think,ponder,wonder
pray,prayer,prayers,religion, god , hope ,wwjd,jesus,christ,holy,witness,savior,saved,salvation,epiphany
thumbs,please,thanks,thumb up,thumbs up,how you doing,hows it going,how ya doin,hows it goin, yes , yeah ,burger king, burger king , burger , chicken sandwich , dinner , sandwich , eat chicken ,barbarian, rubenstein ,tom waits, word up , word
thurmbs,thumbs up,thumb up,shit,ass,fuck,cock,pussy,motherfucker,cunt,piss,arse,suck,dyke,bitch,clit, cum ,dick,dildo,feces,felch,foreskin,gay,whore,jizz,jism,masterbate,jerk,vegan
shit,ass,fuck,cock,pussy,motherfucker,cunt,piss,arse,suck,dyke,bitch,clit, cum ,dick,dildo,feces,felch,foreskin,whore,jizz,jism,masturbate,jerk,anal,bastard,blowjob,butt,suck,choad,erection,fellatio,incest,semen, tit ,poontang, poon ,poon tang
shit, ass ,fuck,cock,pussy,motherfucker,cunt,piss,arse,suck,dyke,bitch,clit, cum ,dick,dildo,feces,felch,foreskin,whore,jizz,jism,masturbate,jerk, anal ,bastard,blowjob, butt ,suck,choad,erection,fellatio,incest,semen, tit
rock,paper,scissor,scissors,roshambo
why not, not worthy, beg ,grovel,worship,homage, pray ,tribute,jesus,christ,savior,salvation,epiphany,saved,wwjd,bible, god ,waynes world, wayne , garth
propose,marry,love,plead, prince charming, beg , no
bawk,cluck,close,front,camera,close,hello, hey ,what up,whats up
bawk,cluck, far ,camera,away,piss off
bawk,cluck,middle,camera,medium,spit,loogie,hurl one
karate kid,crane,kick,kung-fu, kung fu ,morita
stroll, walk ,around, pace , look ,explore,wander,bored
touch,grab,crotch,balls,nutsack,piss,scrotum,crabs,jockitch
masturbate,masterbate,play with yourself, jerk off , take off mask, take off costume, take off your, streak , flash , strip , naked,nude, take it off ,get naked,take it all off,nekkid,get nekkid,whip em out,show your tits, show yer tits, tits ,take off your clothes,take off yer clothes,clothes,off like a prom dress,prom dress, do me , blow me,take pants off,take off your pants, mask
sit,armchair,chair,start
start
start
start
start
start
start
start
start
start
crazy,mad cow,bse,run,circle,circles,hysterical,excited,freak,madness
run away,hysterical,excited,freak,leave,like a tree
start
tai-chi, tai , chi ,taichi,meditate,kungfu,kung, fu ,diomedes,artemis
laugh,shit, ass ,fuck,cock,pussy,motherfucker,cunt, piss ,arse,suck,dyke,bitch,clit, cum ,dick,dildo,feces,felch,foreskin,whore,jizz,jism,masturbate,jerk, anal ,bastard,blowjob, butt , suck ,choad,erection,fellatio,incest,semen, tit
karate,fight,ninja,judo, tae ,quwan,kick , jacki chan , jet li ,lightning bolt, bogus ,real ultimate power
karate,fight,ninja,judo, tae ,quwan,kick,ground,floor, bow ,real ultimate power ,congratulations,thanks, nice job , awesome ,congrats,honored,konichiwa, wow , omg ,amazing, cool ,neat , neato , rad , bogus ,this is cool, this is cool,this is so cool
bow,proud,thanks,nice work,great,awesome,suck,jerk, wow , omg ,amazing, cool , neat , neato , rad , bogus ,this is cool, this is cool,this is so cool,
kick,couch,sofa,loveseat,karate,kick the couch,kick something
kick tv,television,karate,kill your television,kill yer television
throw, ball ,pitch, chuck ,toss ,shot put
belly,stomach,come here,piece of me,dare,scare,close,closer,show me,penis,come here,you want a piece of me,wanna piece of me,piece of me
garter,sexy, leg , legs ,lingerie,thigh,panties,knickers,get yer kit off,get your kit off,kit off,garters,garter belt
bong,hit,get high,youre high,stoned, weed ,chug,funnel
hit ,head,wall, but ,butt,inspect wall,frustrate
hit ,head,wall, but ,butt,headbutt,headbut, sad ,hate,disappoint
shadow,puppet,puppets
peak a boo,peak-a-boo,peakaboo,peek a boo,peek-a-boo,peekaboo,peek,faceoff,face-off
look under, under ,underneath,cushion,cushions, couch , spare change , lost ,down there, no there
swim,dance,fish,beach, beach party ,beach party,surfs up,go go
back stroke,backstroke
show garter,garder,sexy,leg,seduce,whore,hooker
grind,chair,armchair,sex,naughty,hump,sex
sexy,sensual,naughty,dance,seduce
chair,couch,leap
build,fort,house,cushions,pillow, lizstless ,pillows,hide, bomb shelter
cowboy,lasso,laso,rope,rodeo,ride a hore,horsey,horse ride,horseride,giddyap,jump rope
shock,shocked,surprise,surprised,awe ,horror,scare,scary,shock and awe
football, call, ref , referee
referee,delay,game,delay of game
referee,call,clipping,foul,fowel,foul ball
heisman,hiseman,hiesman,action,hero,last action hero
football,3,point,three,stance,blitz
football,3,point,three,stance,run,block,camera,espn,superbowl,super bowl, ref
paint,picture,painting,create,creative,artist
brush,teeth,beak,get ready,bulemia,vomit,bulemic,nervosa, sick ,youre sick,yer sick, gross ,how do you feel
pee , piss ,urinate,bathroom,couch
throw pillow,air pillow,cushion,cushions,juggle
hit ,head,pillow,pillows,cushion,cushions,punish,flagellate,masochist
hit ,chair,armchair,pillow,pillows,cushions,trash,temper,tantrum,wreck,destroy
make out,makeout,make-out,pillow,pillows,cushion,cusions,kiss,hug,love,caress,hold,kiss me,love me,hold me


put,place,cushion,cushions,shelf,shelves
hawaiin,hawain,hawaii,hawayan,hula,belly,dance,rockaby baby
crispin
crispin
show ankle,tag,bracelet,anklet,ankle
home alone,scared,culkin,horror,fear
rrrrrr,rawr,brunette,dance with girl,random,something different
exercise,side,leglift,leg lift,floor,carpet,ground,thighmaster,thigh master,situp,situps
statue,dictator
show,beak,mouth,pecker,teeth, eat
put,hands,wings,side,think
sandwich,chickensandwich,pillows,cushions,cushion, pun ,floor,pile,tetris,chicken sandwich,chicken sandwich
cluck, walk , question
rub , pat ,stomach,belly,stomack,stomuck,tummy, abs ,waist,midsection,burgers,burgersking,burgerking,burger king,cheese,lettuce,tomato,sesame,pickle,onion, bun ,beef,chicken,sauce,patty,pattie,yum,burger,fish
thumbs,thumb up,thumbs up,belly,stomach
show,breast,meat,chest,legs
lift,raise,wiggle,show,right,arm,wing
start
sit , rest, chair , tired ,chill,chill out
sit ,rest ,relax,couch,enjoy,chill, chill out
shake, ass, booty,show me, money, loser, chump, freak
pushup, push up ,push-up, push ,exercise, work out ,workout,strength,strong
circle, run ,run around,start
inactive,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,saddam,saddam,saddam,saddam,saddam,saddam,suicide,suicide,suicide,kill myself,kill myself,kill myself,depressed,depressed,depressed,depression,depression,depression
inactive
inactive
inactive,start
inactive,start
inactive
inactive, subserviant chicken, list of commands, full, list of actions
inactive,start
inactive
inactive
inactive
inactive,stand still, stop
cartwheel,acrobat, spin ,gym,rotisserie


Guy says: Funny thing is that :Subservient Chickendoesn't respond to 'Omarosa'


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spunk in my face cause im very very queer, please!

Posted by: yer momma is a hoe | Jan 31, 2005 12:39:36 PM

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