FRI 2nd APRIL : BACH PARTY

The following has been adapted as I learn that the fiancee of the stag may read this - what does she expect?. Please choose the story you wish to believe....

On Friday I had a big/quiet but chilled/manic stag night. A cool and vaired bunch of guys/hookers hanging out supported with a little assistance/no bras. Kicked off at the Pioneer Bar/Hogs n Heifers on the Bowery (which is perfect for a big group of guys btw), ventured elsewhere/stayed there all night long and then ended up in an illegal drinking joint filled with lots of people illegally drinking etc. / went and got an early breakfast in.

Got home at 6am / 3pm and the lady was fine!!! /crazy!!! Must set her expectations again sometime / not tell her what I'm doing at all.