FRI 5th MAR: IMMIGRATION AGAIN

I am currently mentally preparing myself for the questioning at EWR airport on Sunday. You hear so many stories of guys being sent home that I get worried about the prospect.

Anyway, at least I won't behave like this fool - Samantha Marson who told customs that she had three bombs in her bags at Miami International - 3 times. She obviously didn't read my tips on entering the USA. The story is a couple months old but as I returned home, I have only just heard about this. It is just shocking someone is so plain stupid - yeah, I can see someone say it once - but we all know how those guys on Customs like to play it macho - surely no-one would dare to joke twice more?? It's like going to a police station and telling them I have a gun in my pocket.