SUN 25th JULY : GAME, LADY

Of course The Lady triumps! She’s invited friends round for 10 the next morning and the raucous chatter about dating men thumps my cracking hangover.

I try to score a point by making something in a closet with a hammer to compensate / show my builders cleavage.

She later forces me to Bed Bath and Beyond just to show who is master now.